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His ageless baby face concealed behind a bushy Grizzly Adams beard, DiCaprio has been hired to endure endless Method-actor torments, to crawl screaming through the mud, to bloodily reenact the tauntaun scene from The Empire Strikes Back. Dowd over at The AV Club – you can read the whole review here, but I do want to quote this bit: I actually have a lot of the same opinions as A.A.

So thank you, Leo, for impressing the audience with your ability to remember when to vocalize pain! He grunted and occasionally said words, mostly in pain.

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Or, rather, he was a character in a movie that doesn’t mean he had characterization. Good job pretending to be wet and cold while both things were actually happening to you!īecause look, the character of Hugh Glass wasn’t really a character. Guess what? It was cold where you were! Good job pretending to be cold while you were actually cold! Oh, and you were wet, too! Forgot about that river scene. I felt that Leo’s performance – if one can call it that, and I’ll get to that in a second – was him screaming without language, “LOOK AT ME ACT THIS IS ACTING I’M EATING A RAW BISON LIVER THAT BEAR RAPED ME THIS IS ACTING CAN I HAZ OSCAR NOW PLZ”įucking insufferable. The entire time I was watching The Revenant, I felt like I was being held hostage.

And with The Revenant, his decision-making process has officially crossed the line from “merely tedious” to “fucking insufferable.” The next thing I saw him in was Catch Me If You Can, where he actually played a human being.īut over the past couple of years – mostly beginning with Inception, probably – something in Leo has forced him to only choose movies where he thinks he’s going to be nominated for something. I didn’t watch Romeo + Juliet until I was well into my twenties – also, I know how that play ends, and it’s not romantic in any sense of the word. After the hype wore off, the second time I went to see Titanic, I was the jackass in the back rooting for the iceberg. I don’t have anything against Leo I’m just not a fan girl. When it comes down to it, the biggest problem I had with not wanting to see this movie was the Leo Factor. Third, Leonardo apparently got raped by a bear – ain’t no one wants to sit through that, no matter how inaccurate that statement actually is! Second, the idea of watching a man stumble through a Canadian wilderness for two and a half hours in a pageant of violence really doesn’t appeal to me. Number one, I’m not a huge fan of Leonardo DiCaprio. And The Revenant – along with The Hateful Eight - was a film I really didn’t want to go see. So yes, I’m doing Oscar!Watch again this year.

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